Sir Wobbleton wasn’t always the life of the sticker sheet. He started out as a heavily laminated, deeply misunderstood puddle-jumper at the bottom of a waterproof water bottle. While the other stickers spent their days being boring—like peaceful mountain ranges or motivational coffee cups—Wobbleton harbored a secret passion: the chaotic joy of tap dancing.

Because his eyes are wildly misaligned googly eyes, he never quite knew where the dance floor was, leading to a legendary incident where he tap-danced right off the lid and straight into a cup of lukewarm iced matcha. Undeterred, he used the straw as a ballet barre, wiggled his three-ton digital hips with reckless abandon, and achieved ultimate sticker enlightenment.

Now, stuck permanently to whatever surface you choose, he’s ready to bring absolute, unapologetic rhythm and side-eye judgment to your daily life whenever you glance his way.

Where are you planning to stick Sir Wobbleton to unleash his dance moves?