Ernie is an absolute connoisseur of high-altitude naps, logging an impressive 22 hours of sleep a day. The remaining two hours are spent chewing slowly on eucalyptus leaves and contemplating the void. Because he can't be bothered with the physical effort of applying actual plastic craft eyes, Ernie spent his entire afternoon painstakingly drawing massive, hand-inked, wide-eyed pupils directly onto his face with a permanent marker.

Why go to the trouble? So that when he falls fast asleep clinging to a high branch, every predator, tourist, and passing bird assumes he is wide awake, hyper-vigilant, and staring straight through their soul. With his faux-googly gaze locked in eternal, unblinking slumber-shock, Ernie is ready to cling to your laptop or notebook and supervise your day with maximum relaxation and zero actual attention.

• Next steps: Add Ernie to your Oogie's Prism Art eucalyptus collection alongside Ollie, Titus, and your other quirky animal sticker designs.