Zed has spent years trying to achieve ultimate inner peace through intense meditation, but he has one major flaw: he is chronically incapable of chilling out. One afternoon, while meditating on a particularly juicy fern leaf, he accidentally knocked over a crafter's jar of loose googly eyes and managed to wear two giant plastic pupils directly over his triangular head.

Now, thanks to his new oversized ornaments, Zed looks like he is experiencing every millisecond of the universe at 500x speed. Every twig looks like an existential crisis, every passing gnat looks like a divine revelation, and his plastic pupils rattle violently every time he twitches. He’s meditating harder than anyone in the garden, even if he looks like he's seen into the fourth dimension.

Slap him on your journal or sketchpad to keep your daily workflow locked in hyper-focused, wide-eyed serenity!