Ink Eye is an underwater intellectual with eight flailing arms, three beating hearts, and absolutely zero control over his ink sac when he gets startled. While other octopuses rely on natural camouflage to blend seamlessly into coral reefs, Ink Eye decided to take a more aggressive, avant-garde approach. Too lazy to hunt down physical craft supplies on the ocean floor, he spent an entire afternoon carefully inking massive, swirling, permanently alarmed pupils straight onto his mantle with waterproof marker.

The hilarious result? Even when he’s resting calmly inside his favorite ceramic flowerpot, he looks like he has just witnessed the collapse of an entire marine ecosystem. With eight independent tentacles searching for snacks and a hand-drawn stare locked in infinite, unblinking panic, Ink Eye is ready to cling tightly to your laptop or tablet lid.

• Next steps: Add Ink Eye to your Oogie's Prism Art online store inventory alongside Ernie, Titus, and your other quirky animal sticker designs.