Percy is the resident nocturnal philosopher of the deep woods, known far and wide for his ability to stay up until 3:00 AM pondering the mysteries of the universe. The only problem? He doesn't actually have physical googly eyes—he just spent an entire all-nighter painstakingly inking massive, swirling, permanently startled pupils onto his face with a permanent marker.

Why? Because he wanted to ensure that even when he dozes off during daytime lectures, everyone within a five-mile radius assumes he is paying excruciatingly close attention. With his hand-drawn stare locked in eternal, unblinking vigilance, Percy is ready to supervise your late-night study sessions or remote work marathon from your laptop lid with zero distractions and maximum judgment.

• Next steps: Add Hootie McWide-Eyes to your Oogie's Prism Art collection alongside your other quirky animal sticker designs.