Perry is nature’s ultimate confusion puzzle: part duck, part beaver, and 100% bewildered. While trying to figure out if he should swim, dig, or lay an egg, he stumbled across a rogue pair of industrial craft store googly eyes washed up on the riverbank. Figuring they matched his already baffling biological layout, he glued them right above his leathery bill.

The result is a masterpiece of aquatic anxiety. Because his bill enters the water first while his plastic pupils rattle asynchronously to the current, Perry never quite knows if he's hunting for crayfish or just bumping into submerged logs. He’s asymmetrical, he’s amphibious, and his eyeballs are shaking with unearned confidence.

Slap him on your notebook or laptop to prove that you, too, are an eclectic mix of traits just trying to wing it.

• Next steps: Add Perry-Scope Panic to your Oogie's Prism Art online store inventory alongside your other quirky googly-eyed critters.