Sidney operates at a pace so leisurely it practically bends the space-time continuum. While most animals rush around the rainforest canopy, Sidney prefers to spend three business days contemplating a single eucalyptus leaf. One afternoon, he found a pair of oversized googly eyes left behind by a careless tourist and decided to glue them on to look exceptionally alert and worldly.
The hilarious irony? Because his movements are so agonizingly slow, his eyeballs take a full ten seconds to settle whenever he turns his head. While his internal monologue is moving at warp speed, the rest of the world just sees a very relaxed sloth staring into infinity with vibrating, wide-eyed astonishment.
Slap him on your laptop to remind yourself that you don't have to rush through anything—even if your eyeballs are rattling to a different beat!
Next steps: Add Sidney to your Oogie's Prism Art lineup alongside your other googly-eyed critters like Wiggleworth and Zed.
