Webb isn't your average spooky spider—he’s a sensitive soul with big architectural dreams and zero depth perception. While meticulously spinning his masterpiece web in the corner of a sunlit potting shed, he found two oversized craft googly eyes left behind in a DIY kit. Deciding they gave him "distinguished professor" energy, he glued them right over his actual eight eyes.

The result? Absolute visual anarchy. He can no longer tell which way is up, flies constantly sneak past his blind spots, and every gentle breeze sends his eyeballs into a frantic, rattling dance. But does that ruin his confidence? Not for a second. Webb is ready to dangle dramatically from your laptop or notebook, staring intensely into the void with zero thoughts behind those wild pupils.

• Next steps: Add this googly-eyed spider to your Oogie's Prism Art product lineup alongside your other quirky animal sticker designs.