Meet Blueberry Fizz, the bird who discovered quantum physics and high-grade espresso all in the exact same afternoon. 

Blueberry Fizz wasn't always a wide-eyed lunatic. He used to be a very respectable, mild-mannered bluebird who enjoyed low-stakes worm hunting and gentle afternoon naps. That was until he accidentally knocked over a vat of experimental hyper-caffeinated nectar at the local botanical garden. Now, he can perceive all alternate dimensions simultaneously, taste colors, and hear the thoughts of passing clouds. Those massive, swirling eyes aren't a design choice—they're just trying to keep up with the fact that he is currently existing in three different centuries at once.   

If you stick him on a laptop or a water bottle, just know he's going to see everything you're doing.